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Thursday, June 30, 2005

 

3 Simple Rules...

... to live by!

  1. Never give a woman a ring, unless you are going to marry her.
  2. Never get a woman's name, initials, portrait, etc. tattooed on your body.
  3. Never eat bread at a buffet.

Comments:
Because bread fills you up!
 
So no "Renee" tattoo? Andy, I thought you were a romantic. I am so deceived.
 
gawblimeyman-Mmmmm... stale bread... D'OH!

foilwoman-Nope, sorry to let you down. Now foilwoman I could have tattooed on me... it's not really a woman's name. But, then, well, Renee would get mad! Sorry... looks like everyone loses. :-)
 
Ooh, I want somebody to get a Foilwoman tattoo!!!! Cookie's just the guy for it too. Better me than that Chris Pike guy. [Foilwoman sneaks off to hatch her evil plan. Then she realizes that she disapproves of tattoos on principle because she wants them to be out of fashion by the time the Foilkid and Foilbaby are teens . . . so she gives up said evil plan, regretfully.]
 
You answered my question before I could ask. Why no bread?? Got it.

Good advice.
 
So glad to see you on the Vegas list!! Can't wait!!
 
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