Thursday, October 11, 2007
Pat
Renee: "What do you want to name your goldfish?"
Dane: "Pat."
Renee: "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Dane: "I don't know."
Later that afternoon...
Renee: "He named his fish Pat."
Andy, confused: "Where did he get that name?"
Renee, smiling: "I don't know."
Even later...
Andy: "Dane? What did you name your fish?
Dane: "I don't know."
Andy: "You don't remember?"
Dane: "No."
Renee: "Is his name Pat?"
Dane: "Yeah, Pat."
Renee: "Who do you know that's named Pat?"
Dane: "My fish."
Does it get any better than that?
